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3439 SE Belmont, Portland, OR 97214
503-232-7508 – Café/To Go
503-232-5525 – Office

 

We deliver through the following services:

 

Postmates, GrubHub, and Door Dash

We have special ways to “veganize” or make most anything “gluten-free” that is not prepared that way already.

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Breakfast

Scram-bowls

P-Cakes &…

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Burgers & Bites

On the Side

Drinks

Breakfast

The Basic $7/ $9

Seasoned tofu, potatoes, and toast.

Burrito

Burrito $8

Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, sour cream & salsa in a wheat tortilla.
Sub: tempeh $1.50, v egg $2, tots $1.75
Add: avo $1.75

The Bundle

The Bundle $9

Fresh steamed veggies over a biscuit & gravy topped with tofu.

Sammy with garden sausage

Sammy $8/ +tots $10

Tofu, garden sausage, or bacon, on french bread with sammy sauce.

Country Comfort $14

1/2 order B&G, potatoes, your choice of egg, tofu, or tempeh & your choice of veggies, sausage, or bacon.

Paradox Benedict

Benedicts $13/ $14.50

P.Dox: Tofu, sausage, tomato & tree hugger hollandaise with green onion.
Avocado: Tofu, mushrooms, spinach, onion, tomato, & avocado with hollandaise.

Chicken & Waffle $14

Waffle with nuggs, gravy, maple syrup & Oregon berry habanero sauce.

Fritters $11

3 small corn cakes with jalapeno & corn; topped with black beans, cheese, & sour cream.

Biscuits and Gravy

Biscuits & Gravy $3.50/ $5.50

Your choice: 1/2 order; full order
Sub: H.O.G. and add $1

Belmont Combo $12

Your choice: waffle, pancake, or french toast and two sides.

Scram-bowls

Baconator $8.50

Tots with cheese, bacon, sour cream & green onions.

Poutine (to-go)

Poutine $7.50

Shoestring fries smothered with cheese & gravy.

Dirty Rice Bowl $9

Fresh spinach, chili, rice, tomato, & sour cream with seasoned tofu.

Veggie $10.50/ +curry $11

Steamed veggies, potatoes or rice, & seasoned tofu.

Fu for U $10

1/2# seasoned tofu, love dust, bacon, spinach, & tomato, with potatoes.

Mt. Tabor Taters $10

P-Cakes &…

Solstice Corn Cake $5

With fresh apples & toasted walnuts.

Espresso Sweet Cake

Espresso Sweet Cake $5.50

Made with cold brew, chocolate, almonds & coconut-vanilla creme.

Cocoa-Berry & Peach Quinoa Cake $6

Cacao-quinoa cake with Oregon-berry & peach compote.

Cinnamon French Toast

Cinnamon French Toast $5/ $8.75

Your choice: 1/2 order; full order

Waffle $8

Plant based, soy free & gluten free!

Plain cakes available also!

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Green sm $4/ lg $6

Mixed greens, raw veg, tomato & cucumber

Caesar BLT Wrap with Acocado

Caesar BLT Wrap with Avo $9

Greens, bacon, tomato, avocado with house Caesar in a wheat tortilla.

Pesto Wrap $9

Tempeh, raw spinach & rice tossed with sun dried tomato pesto in a wheat tortilla with hummus.

Reuben $9/ $10

Tempeh, sauerkraut & dill remoulade on marbled rye with chao cheese.
or
Try it BBQ’d with grilled onion.

BBQ'd Tempeh and P-nut Salad

BBQ’d Tempeh & PNut Salad $9.50

Napa cabbage & kale with cucumber, green onion, cilantro, almonds & crispy yakisoba in PNut dressing; topped with BBQ’d tempeh.

BBQ Chiken Wrap

BBQ Chicken Wrap $10

Chicken nuggs, greens, tomato & apple tossed with hunny mustard in a wheat tortilla.

Burgers & Bites

*your choice of our House Patty or Before the Butcher Patty

Abomination Burger $11

FT buns, sausage, tofu, bacon & cheese with habanero-berry jam

Brickhouse Burger $9

Burger with caramelized onion & jalapeno, bacon, hummus & guac.

Southern Comfort Burger

Southern Comfort $9

BBQ’d burger with PNut slaw & sammy sauce.

Bridge City Burger

Bridge City Burger $10

With cheese & 1,000 island, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle on the side.
Add: (v) bacon $2
Add: FF to any burger $1.50
Add: Tots to any burger $2.25
Add: Side slaw $2
Add: side salad $2

Tots with Ranch $6

FF with Fry Sauce $5

Nuggs & Fries $9.50

8 piece with sauce of your choice

On the Side

Fresh Fruit cup $4/ bowl $6.95

Add: granola $ .75
Add: raisins and nuts $ .95

Side of Veggies sm $4/ lg $6.25

Paradox Potatoes $3.50

One egg*/tofu/tempeh/v egg $1.75/ $4.25/ $5/ $2

Sausage $4.25

Veggie (V), apple – maple links (V)

Homemade Breads $3

Herb & Onion or Wheat Biscuits

“Add” mushrooms $2

Almond Gravy (V&GF) $2/ $4.50

“Cheese” Sauce (V&GF) $2/ $3.50

Toast $1.95

Ciabatta, French Bread, Rye or Multi Grain.

Salsa (V&GF) $1.50

Sour Cream (V&GF) $1.50

Guacamole (V&GF) $3

Sun Dried Tomato Pesto (V&GF) $3

Peanut Butter $1

Almond Butter $1.95

Drinks

Coffee $3

Bottomless

Cold Brew Iced Coffee $4

Coke, Diet Coke OR 7-Up $2

CBD Ablis bottled soda $6

Lemon Ginger Cranberry – Blood Orange

Kombucha $4

Iced Tea $3

1 refill

Lemonade $3

1 refill

Arnold Palmer $3

1 refill

Watermelon Water $4.25

Watermelon – pineapple Water $4.25

Coconut Water $3

Juice 12oz/ 16oz $3.50/ $4

Orange, Grapefruit, Carrot, Cranberry, Pineapple

Milk 12oz/ 16oz $2.50/ $3

Chocolate Milk $4

Hot Cocoa $4

Hot Tea

Organic, of course!
Paradox Yogi Chai $3.75
Righteous Matcha $4
Grey $3.50
Chocolate Clouds $3.50
Sunshine $3.50
Mint Over Matter $3.50
English Breakfast $3.50
Jazz $3.50
Thunderbolt $4

Bridge City Blended 16oz $5

Cold brew, peanut butter, banana, chocolate, hemp milk

Yum Yum Blended 16oz $4

Banana, peanut butter, chocolate, hemp milk

Mimosas $8

Orange, grapefruit, pineapple

Terminal Gravity IPA $5

Beer $3

Rainier, Montucky, Tecate

Red Beer $5

Tecate, tomato juice & lime

Double Mountain Cider $6

Dry

Limit 3 drinks per person with valid ID

*Notice: Consuming raw or under cooked meat or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness and will only be served upon customers’ request.

Jump to:

Breakfast

Scram-bowls

P-Cakes &…

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Burgers & Bites

On the Side

Drinks