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3439 SE Belmont, Portland, OR 97214
503-232-7508 – Café/To Go
503-232-5525 – Office

 

We deliver through the following services:

 

Postmates, GrubHub, and Door Dash

We have special ways to “veganize” or make most anything “gluten-free” that is not prepared that way already.

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Breakfast

Scram-bowls

P-Cakes &…

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Burgers & Bites

On the Side

Drinks

Breakfast

The Basic

Seasoned tofu, potatoes, and toast.

$7 or Doubled $9

Burrito

Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, sour cream & salsa in a wheat tortilla.
Sub: tempeh $1.50, v egg $2, tots $1.75
Add: avo $1.75

$8

The Bundle

Fresh steamed veggies over a biscuit & gravy topped with tofu.

$9

Sammy with garden sausage

Sammy

Tofu, garden sausage, or bacon, on french bread with sammy sauce.

$8/ with tots $10

Country Comfort

1/2 order B&G, potatoes, your choice of egg, tofu, or tempeh & your choice of veggies, sausage, or bacon.

$14

Benedicts

P.Dox: Tofu, sausage, tomato & tree hugger hollandaise with green onion.
Avocado: Tofu, mushrooms, spinach, onion, tomato, & avocado with hollandaise.

$13/ $14.50

Chicken & Waffle

Waffle with nuggs, gravy, maple syrup & Oregon berry habanero sauce.

$14

Fritters

3 small corn cakes with jalapeno & corn; topped with black beans, cheese, & sour cream.

$11

Biscuits and Gravy

Biscuits & Gravy

Your choice: 1/2 order; full order
Sub: H.O.G. and add $1

$3.50/ $5.50

Belmont Combo

Your choice: waffle, pancake, or french toast and two sides.

$12

Scram-bowls

Baconator

Tots with cheese, bacon, sour cream & green onions.

$8.50

Poutine

Shoestring fries smothered with cheese & gravy.

$7.50

Dirty Rice Bowl

Fresh spinach, chili, rice, tomato, & sour cream with seasoned tofu.

$9

Veggie

Steamed veggies, potatoes or rice, & seasoned tofu.

$10.50/ with curry $11

Fu for U

1/2# seasoned tofu, love dust, bacon, spinach, & tomato, with potatoes.

$10

Mt. Tabor Taters

$10

P-Cakes &…

Solstice Corn Cake

With fresh apples & toasted walnuts.

$5

Espresso Sweet Cake

Espresso Sweet Cake

Made with cold brew, chocolate, almonds & coconut-vanilla creme.

$5.50

Cocoa-Berry & Peach Quinoa Cake

Cacao-quinoa cake with Oregon-berry & peach compote.

$6

Cinnamon French Toast

Cinnamon French Toast

Your choice: 1/2 order; full order

$5/ $8.75

Waffle

Plant based, soy free & gluten free!

$8

Plain cakes available also!

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Green

Mixed greens, raw veg, tomato & cucumber

sm $4/ lg $6

Caesar BLT Wrap with Acocado

Caesar BLT Wrap with Avo

Greens, bacon, tomato, avocado with house Caesar in a wheat tortilla.

$9

Pesto Wrap

Tempeh, raw spinach & rice tossed with sun dried tomato pesto in a wheat tortilla with hummus.

$9

Reuben

Tempeh, sauerkraut & dill remoulade on marbled rye with chao cheese.
or
Try it BBQ’d with grilled onion.

$9/ $10

BBQ'd Tempeh and P-nut Salad

BBQ’d Tempeh & PNut Salad

Napa cabbage & kale with cucumber, green onion, cilantro, almonds & crispy yakisoba in PNut dressing; topped with BBQ’d tempeh.

$9.50

BBQ Chiken Wrap

BBQ Chicken Wrap

Chicken nuggs, greens, tomato & apple tossed with hunny mustard in a wheat tortilla.

$10

Burgers & Bites

*your choice of our House Patty or Before the Butcher Patty

Abomination Burger

FT buns, sausage, tofu, bacon & cheese with habanero-berry jam

$11

Brickhouse Burger

Burger with caramelized onion & jalapeno, bacon, hummus & guac.

$9

Southern Comfort Burger

Southern Comfort

BBQ’d burger with PNut slaw & sammy sauce.

$9

Bridge City Burger

Bridge City Burger

With cheese & 1,000 island, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle on the side.
Add: (v) bacon $2
Add: FF to any burger $1.50
Add: Tots to any burger $2.25
Add: Side slaw $2
Add: side salad $2

$10

Tots with Ranch

$6

FF with Fry Sauce

$5

Nuggs & Fries

8 piece with sauce of your choice

$9.50

On the Side

Fresh Fruit

Add: granola $ .75
Add: raisins and nuts $ .95

cup $4/ bowl $6.95

Side of Veggies

sm $4/ lg $6.25

Paradox Potatoes

$3.50

One egg*/tofu/tempeh/v egg

$1.75/ $4.25/ $5/ $2

Sausage

Veggie (V), apple – maple links (V)

$4.25

Homemade Breads

Herb & Onion or Wheat Biscuits

$3

“Add” mushrooms

$2

Almond Gravy (V&GF)

$2/ $4.50

“Cheese” Sauce (V&GF)

$2/ $3.50

Toast

Ciabatta, French Bread, Rye or Multi Grain.

$1.95

Salsa (V&GF)

$1.50

Sour Cream (V&GF)

$1.50

Guacamole (V&GF)

$3

Sun Dried Tomato Pesto (V&GF)

$3

Peanut Butter

$1

Almond Butter

$1.95

Drinks

Coffee

Bottomless

$3

Cold Brew Iced Coffee

$4

Coke, Diet Coke OR 7-Up

$2

CBD Ablis bottled soda

Lemon Ginger Cranberry – Blood Orange

$6

Kombucha

$4

Iced Tea

1 refill

$3

Lemonade

1 refill

$3

Arnold Palmer

1 refill

$3

Watermelon Water

$4.25

Watermelon – pineapple Water

$4.25

Coconut Water

$3

Juice

Orange, Grapefruit, Carrot, Cranberry, Pineapple

12oz/ 16oz $ 3.50/ $4

Milk

12oz/ 16oz $2.50/ $3

Chocolate Milk

$4

Hot Cocoa

$4

Hot Tea

Organic, of course!
Paradox Yogi Chai $3.75
Righteous Matcha $4
Grey $3.50
Chocolate Clouds $3.50
Sunshine $3.50
Mint Over Matter $3.50
English Breakfast $3.50
Jazz $3.50
Thunderbolt $4

Bridge City Blended

Cold brew, peanut butter, banana, chocolate, hemp milk

16oz $5

Yum Yum Blended

Banana, peanut butter, chocolate, hemp milk

16oz $4

Mimosas

Orange, grapefruit, pineapple

$8

Terminal Gravity IPA

$5

Beer

Rainier, Montucky, Tecate

$3

Red Beer

Tecate, tomato juice & lime

$5

Double Mountain Cider

Dry

$6

Limit 3 drinks per person with valid ID

*Notice: Consuming raw or under cooked meat or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness and will only be served upon customers’ request.

Jump to:

Breakfast

Scram-bowls

P-Cakes &…

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Burgers & Bites

On the Side

Drinks