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3439 SE Belmont, Portland, OR 97214
503-232-7508 – Café/To Go
503-232-5525 – Office

 

We deliver through the following services:

 

Postmates, GrubHub, and Door Dash

We have special ways to “veganize” or make most anything “gluten-free” that is not prepared that way already.

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Breakfast

Scram-bowls

P-Cakes &…

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Burgers & Bites

On the Side

Drinks

Breakfast

The Basic

Seasoned tofu, potatoes, and toast.

Burrito

Burrito

Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, sour cream & salsa in a wheat tortilla.
Sub: tempeh, v egg, tots
Add: avo

The Bundle

The Bundle

Fresh steamed veggies over a biscuit & gravy topped with tofu.

Sammy with garden sausage

Sammy
Add: tots

Tofu, garden sausage, or bacon, on french bread with sammy sauce.

Country Comfort

1/2 order B&G, potatoes, your choice of egg, tofu, or tempeh & your choice of veggies, sausage, or bacon.

Paradox Benedict

Benedicts

P.Dox: Tofu, sausage, tomato & tree hugger hollandaise with green onion.
Avocado: Tofu, mushrooms, spinach, onion, tomato, & avocado with hollandaise.

Chicken & Waffle

Waffle with nuggs, gravy, maple syrup & Oregon berry habanero sauce.

Fritters

3 small corn cakes with jalapeno & corn; topped with black beans, cheese, & sour cream.

Biscuits and Gravy

Biscuits & Gravy

Your choice: 1/2 order; full order
Sub: H.O.G.

Belmont Combo

Your choice: waffle, pancake, or french toast and two sides.

Scram-bowls

Baconator

Tots with cheese, bacon, sour cream & green onions.

Poutine (to-go)

Poutine

Shoestring fries smothered with cheese & gravy.

Dirty Rice Bowl

Fresh spinach, chili, rice, tomato, & sour cream with seasoned tofu.

Veggie
Add: curry

Steamed veggies, potatoes or rice, & seasoned tofu.

Fu for U

1/2# seasoned tofu, love dust, bacon, spinach, & tomato, with potatoes.

Mt. Tabor Taters

P-Cakes &…

Solstice Corn Cake

With fresh apples & toasted walnuts.

Espresso Sweet Cake

Espresso Sweet Cake

Made with cold brew, chocolate, almonds & coconut-vanilla creme.

Cocoa-Berry & Peach Quinoa Cake

Cacao-quinoa cake with Oregon-berry & peach compote.

Cinnamon French Toast

Cinnamon French Toast

Your choice: 1/2 order; full order

Waffle

Plant based, soy free & gluten free!

Plain cakes available also!

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Green sm/lg

Mixed greens, raw veg, tomato & cucumber

Caesar BLT Wrap with Acocado

Caesar BLT Wrap with Avo

Greens, bacon, tomato, avocado with house Caesar in a wheat tortilla.

Pesto Wrap

Tempeh, raw spinach & rice tossed with sun dried tomato pesto in a wheat tortilla with hummus.

Reuben

Tempeh, sauerkraut & dill remoulade on marbled rye with chao cheese.
or
Try it BBQ’d with grilled onion.

BBQ'd Tempeh and P-nut Salad

BBQ’d Tempeh & PNut Salad

Napa cabbage & kale with cucumber, green onion, cilantro, almonds & crispy yakisoba in PNut dressing; topped with BBQ’d tempeh.

BBQ Chiken Wrap

BBQ Chicken Wrap

Chicken nuggs, greens, tomato & apple tossed with hunny mustard in a wheat tortilla.

Burgers & Bites

*your choice of our House Patty or Before the Butcher Patty

Abomination Burger

FT buns, sausage, tofu, bacon & cheese with habanero-berry jam

Brickhouse Burger

Burger with caramelized onion & jalapeno, bacon, hummus & guac.

Southern Comfort Burger

Southern Comfort

BBQ’d burger with PNut slaw & sammy sauce.

Bridge City Burger

Bridge City Burger

With cheese & 1,000 island, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle on the side.
Add: (v) bacon
Add: FF to any burger
Add: Tots to any burger
Add: Side slaw
Add: side salad

Tots with Ranch

FF with Fry Sauce

Nuggs & Fries

8 piece with sauce of your choice

On the Side

Side of Veggies

Paradox Potatoes

One egg*/tofu/tempeh/v egg

Sausage

Veggie (V), apple – maple links (V)

Homemade Breads

Herb & Onion or Wheat Biscuits

“Add” mushrooms

Almond Gravy (V&GF)

“Cheese” Sauce (V&GF)

Toast

Ciabatta, French Bread, Rye or Multi Grain.

Salsa (V&GF)

Sour Cream (V&GF)

Guacamole (V&GF)

Sun Dried Tomato Pesto (V&GF)

Peanut Butter

Almond Butter

Drinks

Coffee

Bottomless

Cold Brew Iced Coffee

Coke, Diet Coke OR 7-Up

CBD Ablis bottled soda

Lemon Ginger Cranberry – Blood Orange

Kombucha

Iced Tea

1 refill

Lemonade

1 refill

Arnold Palmer

1 refill

Watermelon Water

Watermelon – pineapple Water

Coconut Water

Juice 12oz/ 16oz

Orange, Grapefruit, Carrot, Cranberry, Pineapple

Milk 12oz/ 16oz

Chocolate Milk

Hot Cocoa

Hot Tea

Organic, of course!
Paradox Yogi Chai
Righteous Matcha
Grey
Chocolate Clouds
Sunshine
Mint Over Matter
English Breakfast
Jazz
Thunderbolt

Bridge City Blended 16oz

Cold brew, peanut butter, banana, chocolate, hemp milk

Yum Yum Blended 16oz

Banana, peanut butter, chocolate, hemp milk

Mimosas

Orange, grapefruit, pineapple

Terminal Gravity IPA

Beer

Rainier, Montucky, Tecate

Red Beer

Tecate, tomato juice & lime

Double Mountain Cider

Dry

Limit 3 drinks per person with valid ID

*Notice: Consuming raw or under cooked meat or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness and will only be served upon customers’ request.

Jump to:

Breakfast

Scram-bowls

P-Cakes &…

Sandwiches, Wraps & Salads

Burgers & Bites

On the Side

Drinks